What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin

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What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What do you call a young gold digger?

A miner