What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.