What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Previous Random Joke Next

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did one piano say to another?

CBA

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling