What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling