What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner