Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common?

A: They both have had major burns on their face.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

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What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.