Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !