Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

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What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU