Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun