What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.