What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.