What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries