How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

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What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.