How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)