What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!