Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

Fed Jokes More Fed Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.