Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.