Getting the news from your dentist
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
News of the elections is getting old.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
They both made the news for not being straight.
God: Err...
The Hydraulic Press
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
Does any of this really matter...
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.
Pair-a-normal investigators.
A Moo - nwalker
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
It wasn't born yesterday
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
A leperd
I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you
They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed
Slow clap.
An incurable romantic.
Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."
He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system