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News of the elections is getting old.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
They both made the news for not being straight.
God: Err...
The Hydraulic Press
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
Does any of this really matter...
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
A meowser
None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
She has cancer
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
They start coffin.
Matisse hurt!
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
Michael
Put a sock in it.
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
The tracks were unfinished.
Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.
Paul stop monkeying around!
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.