How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

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How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP