How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.