How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.