Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.