Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty