Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.