Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)