Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.