How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!