How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell