Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers