Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew