Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.