Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.