Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.