What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky