What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.