What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk