What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

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What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

Dairy Cow Jokes More Dairy Cow Jokes

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.