What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk