What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.