What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.