What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.