Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.