What did the little girl with no arms, no legs, blind, deaf and mute get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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