What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)