What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.