What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie?

She had no legs.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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