What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.