What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What's your blud type bob?

Typo