What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Where did bob go during the explosion?

everywhere.......