What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...