What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.