What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

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Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.