What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.