What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!