Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Chicken Finger Jokes More Chicken Finger Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now