What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

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When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.