What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Ruble Jokes More Ruble Jokes

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.