Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

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A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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A: The bow is moving.

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Geurrilla warfare

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Air Force

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Both are a glaze

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420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military