Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.