Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.