Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
For drinking and deriving.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.
Cuz it has another 1
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
An udder failure.
A: Leave it in the cow.
Won-ton soup
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Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
1% milk
