What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!