He quit running.
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Coconuts have hair
They all dress like Dobby.
I'll take your money!
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
Bernie Sanders!!
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
roommates
Progressive
because AIR IS FREE
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
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He only sold left wings.
Remove only the top 1% please.
Because he hates capitalism.
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
Weekend at Bernie's.
Because he's two radical.
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Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
Bernie Sanders
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Mom & Dad
He doesn't want to feel the Bern.
Progressive.
Damn E-mails!
He can't stand the 1%
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
Bernie Sanders exists.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
His left one
Earning Sanders.
Hindsight is 2020
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
I know how to turn a PC on.
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
A radical mooselamb
His parents were in a jam.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
To go to the second hand shop
I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.
It saw the salad dressing
To watch movies in the THETA
Hang at home.
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!