What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.