A dead one...
A fifth.
Because he found his honey.
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
A sand bar.
A mumble-bee.