What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Where can you find a mormon horse?

Salt Lick City.

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What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.