What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What can be found in a cannibal's shower?

head &amp shoulders

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

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What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.