How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)