How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)