How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon