How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.