Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.