Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant