What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.