What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !