What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

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Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

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What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!