What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.