What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !