What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA