How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

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Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.