How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose