How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.