What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !