What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Executioner Jokes More Executioner Jokes

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!