How does the executioner like his coffee?

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What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

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What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

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