What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

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Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Microchip Jokes More Microchip Jokes

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

What does a proud computer call his little son?

A: A microchip off the old block.