How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

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Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

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What is the computer's favorite food?

Microchips.

What does a proud computer call his little son?

A: A microchip off the old block.