How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What is the computer's favorite food?

Microchips.