Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

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What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent