Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

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What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.