Because they were written by women.
To convince women sweeping was a sport.
They are both empty from the neck up.
Because she's a woman.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Well, they're huge targets...
Threw his baby out the window.
Edgar Allan Po-Po
