Why is CoD like women?

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Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed !

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Why is CoD like women?

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