How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.