How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down