What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.