What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.